Ben's Tumblr

Apr 12
Ooh, look, here’s me at the Kassam Stadium for Oxford United versus Wycombe Wanderers last weekend. Famous, at last.

Ooh, look, here’s me at the Kassam Stadium for Oxford United versus Wycombe Wanderers last weekend. Famous, at last.



Jan 25
lolpats:

Because The Steelers Scored More Points Than You Guys…THAT’S WHY!

lolpats:

Because The Steelers Scored More Points Than You Guys…THAT’S WHY!


Jan 18

Jan 11
tomewing:

I still love this record so much. I’m not sure there’s been an album released since I love as much, to be honest.

I’m struggling to name others I’ve loved as much since then, although there are probably a handful. But yes, very excited about the new album.
My girlfriend, however, has been giving me weird looks since I mentioned how excited I was about the new single and album.

tomewing:

I still love this record so much. I’m not sure there’s been an album released since I love as much, to be honest.

I’m struggling to name others I’ve loved as much since then, although there are probably a handful. But yes, very excited about the new album.

My girlfriend, however, has been giving me weird looks since I mentioned how excited I was about the new single and album.


Jan 2

PUT YOUR IPOD ON SHUFFLE AND THE FIRST SONG THAT COMES ON WILL DESCRIBE YOUR YEAR.

tomewing:

andrewtsks:

jonathanbogart:

fannybaws:

I Kissed a Girl - Katy Perry

God, don’t I wish.

The Sundays, “My Finest Hour.”

Well goodness me.

 The Drive By Truckers - Let There Be Rock.

Fuck yeah, I can TOTALLY live with that.

Buggles - Johnny On The Monorail. Unnecessarily cryptic if you ask me.

The Pixies - Planet Of Sound. Good, looking forward to hearing lots of new music in 2011!


Dec 12

A football limerick I just came up with whilst watching the game

When Bolton and Blackburn last met
Mark Davies would rather forget
They brought on Muamba
Who dribbled round Samba
And scored in the back of the net


Nov 18

The Scissor Sisters are named after a sexual position. Interestingly, ‘Dragon’s Den’ is also one of Peter’s favourite sexual positions.

You go in 15%, but only if Theo will come in with you.

David O’Doherty, on Never Mind The Buzzcocks on 18th Nov 2010, which featured Peter Jones as a guest. O’Doherty was struggling not to crack up as he told the joke.

While I’m on the subject, this series of NMTB has been really really funny. And there’s some great lineups still to come - I’m looking forward to Tim Minchin presenting next week, and the Tim Westwood one should be on around Christmas time.


Oct 15

America’s nastiest political ad: This Republican wants to kill your dog


“A ridiculous non-word made up by marketing people who think the term ‘e-mail’ is inadequate to describe the explosive excitement of their mass e-mails.”

Urban Dictionary: e-blast (via jonathan-deamer)

Weird, straight after seeing this, I received an “e-blast”, having never previously come across the word.

(via tomewing)


Page 1 of 13